Adder: Hola, mis amigos! Favorite EH Forumer: Funniest EH Forumer: Most Helpful EH Forumer: Most Intelligent Forumer: Nicest Forumer: Best Signature: [This message has been edited by Adder (edited 07-14-2004 @ 06:51 PM).]
AzN : English is the official language of our forums because it is the common language between our moderators and users. Because we can not moderate conversations in a foreign language, you may not hold a conversation in the forums in language other than English.
Adder: Bah. Hello, my friends!
Crowd: Hello!
Adder: I can't hear you!
Crowd: HELLO!
Adder: I still can't hear you, seriously, I'm not kidding.
AzN: Uhh...Adder, they're shouting as loud as they can, there's just not enough of them
Adder: Oh...well in that case lets get on with the awards.
Crowd: Yeah! *Cheering and clapping*
Adder: Say what?
Crowd: Yeah! *More cheering and clapping*
Adder: Louder please!
AzN: Adder just pretend you're in a studio being taped. Ok?
Adder: Ah, yes, of course. We'll lets start off with Empires Heaven's funniest forumer award. Lets all give a big hand to....nav_2004..
*nav walks up onto the stage hands held high in triumph and spurts the funniest jokes known to man*
Crowd: Hahaha!
Adder: Uhm, nav, I wasn't finished. Let's all give a big hand to nav_2004, Confused Soldier...
*Confused Soldier runs onto the stage*
Confused Soldier: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Crowd: To get to the other side?
Confused Soldier: What?
Adder: Uhh-
Crowd: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?
Confused Solder: Ummm..
Adder: I think I can see a trend here.
AzN: Dude, they're trying to shout as loud as they can. Just give them the punchline and make them happy.
Adder: Uhm-
Confused Soldier: Okay. To prove he wasn't a turkey!
Crowd: Haha!
AzN: And that was funny why, pray?
Adder: Confused, I wasn't finished yet. Let's all give a big hand to nav_2004, Confused Soldier and _oOxXxOo_. Who all tied for funniest forumer.
*_oOxXxOo_ runs up to the stage and spurts funny*
*Crowd claps*
Adder:...And that's about as funny as the show's going to get tonight folks!
Crowd: Booooo
Adder: I can't hear you! *Smiles*
Park: Adder, get on with it. I have to get back to sorting through bad reviews.
*Adder opens letter*
Adder: OMG! OMG! I WON! I'M THE FAVORITE STAFF MEMBER!
Crowd (Muttering amongst self): It must be rigged. Recount time!
Adder's brother: Haha, Adder will win Florida!
Adder: Shhh.
Crowd: Park! Park! Park! Park! Park!
Adder: Andontoournextawardfavoriteforumer!
Crowd: Yay!
Adder: Apparently we like people who we see very little of, two of our rather inactive scenario designers are our favorite people! Lets give a big round of applause to Derfer Cadarn, aka Kor and Gordon Farrell!
*Crowd cheers*
Adder: Kor, Gordon, could you please come up and receive your awards?
*Silence*
Adder: Kor, Gordon?
Adder (Whispering to AzN): Can they not hear
AzN: Oh, they can hear you fine...
Adder: Ahh...well...Talon, since you know Kor quite well and aren't popular enough to win your own award feel free to take Kor's and give it to him. As for Gordon...who still visits EEH?
*jimbo6james raises his hand*
Adder: Uh... Von Manstein! You'll do.
Von Manstein: What's Gordon Farrell?
Adder: Look for a blue color.
Von Manstein: Ah, yes of course, blue.
Adder: Moving on then...Most helpful forumer, hmm, where'd I put the envelope?
_oOxXxOo_: Here it is, Adder.
Adder: Ah, thank you _oOxXxOo_. *Opens envelope* And the winner is _oOxXxOo_! Congratulations!
*Applause**_oOxXxOo_ leaves stage to flagrant hero-worship along the lines of "_oOxXxOo_, help me please!"*
Adder: Who smarterer than me? It seems iNtRePiD and Gordon Farrell, the only two nominees for being smart are the only two winners for being smart.
*iNtRePiD walks up to the stage and says intelligent things*
Crowd: Yay!
Adder: Hey, uh, Von, bring this award to Gordon two while you're at it. You know, the blue guy.
Von Manstein: Yes, blue. It is like green, only more purple.
Adder: We all know that my signature is the best here. Of course nobody wants to say they like it for fear of getting banned (Even though I can't ban). Anyway it seems you all voted for Mechstra.
*Mechstra walks up to the stage and proudly shows off his signature*
*Crowd goggles*
*AzN pushes Mechstra off the stage*
Adder: And now for our final award, nicest forumer. The winner is Hank!
*Hank walks up to the stage saying hi to everyone*
*Crowd applauds*
Park: Adder, hurry!
Adder: Well that's it. Adios.
AzN: English is the official language of our forums because it is the common language between our moderators and users. Because we can not moderate conversations in a foreign language, you may not hold a conversation in the forums in language other than English.
Adder: Uh, bye then!
Crowd: BYE!
Adder: I can't hear you!
*AzN shakes head*
Adder: Oh...yeah...
jimbo6james: I hereby declare Bar Number 8 OPEN!
Adder: Run for your lives!
Adder: 7
Park: 3
AzN: 1
Field Marshal BM: 0
Von Manstein: 1
chonaman: 2
Confused Soldier: 2
nav_2004: 0
Gordon Farrell: 4
Derfel Cadarn: 4
nav_2004: 3
Confused Soldier: 3
_oOxXxOo_: 3
its_me: 2
YaRite: 1
_oOxXxOo_: 8
iNtRePiD: 2
Mechstra: 1
Talon Karrde: 1
LiGhT_Darkness: 0
iNtRePiD: 6
Gordon Farrell: 6
Hank: 6
Mechstra: 3
Gordon Farrell: 2
its_me: 1
Big Ulrich: 0
Solo Fighter: 0
Mechstra: 7
Talon Karrde: 3
Field Marshal BM: 2
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