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posted 07-14-04 04:58 PM EDT (US)   
The author blames Mechstra if this is bad because he helped the author.

Adder walks onto the stage and stares out into the crowd that fills... the first row? Adder thinks he must have drunk too much in "preparation" for his presentation but quickly realizes that he's underage didn't actually drink anything.

Adder: Hola, mis amigos!
AzN : English is the official language of our forums because it is the common language between our moderators and users. Because we can not moderate conversations in a foreign language, you may not hold a conversation in the forums in language other than English.
Adder: Bah. Hello, my friends!
Crowd: Hello!
Adder: I can't hear you!
Crowd: HELLO!
Adder: I still can't hear you, seriously, I'm not kidding.
AzN: Uhh...Adder, they're shouting as loud as they can, there's just not enough of them
Adder: Oh...well in that case lets get on with the awards.
Crowd: Yeah! *Cheering and clapping*
Adder: Say what?
Crowd: Yeah! *More cheering and clapping*
Adder: Louder please!
AzN: Adder just pretend you're in a studio being taped. Ok?
Adder: Ah, yes, of course. We'll lets start off with Empires Heaven's funniest forumer award. Lets all give a big hand to....nav_2004..
*nav walks up onto the stage hands held high in triumph and spurts the funniest jokes known to man*
Crowd: Hahaha!
Adder: Uhm, nav, I wasn't finished. Let's all give a big hand to nav_2004, Confused Soldier...
*Confused Soldier runs onto the stage*
Confused Soldier: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Crowd: To get to the other side?
Confused Soldier: What?
Adder: Uhh-
Crowd: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?
Confused Solder: Ummm..
Adder: I think I can see a trend here.
AzN: Dude, they're trying to shout as loud as they can. Just give them the punchline and make them happy.
Adder: Uhm-
Confused Soldier: Okay. To prove he wasn't a turkey!
Crowd: Haha!
AzN: And that was funny why, pray?
Adder: Confused, I wasn't finished yet. Let's all give a big hand to nav_2004, Confused Soldier and _oOxXxOo_. Who all tied for funniest forumer.
*_oOxXxOo_ runs up to the stage and spurts funny*
*Crowd claps*
Adder:...And that's about as funny as the show's going to get tonight folks!
Crowd: Booooo
Adder: I can't hear you! *Smiles*
Park: Adder, get on with it. I have to get back to sorting through bad reviews.
*Adder opens letter*
Adder: OMG! OMG! I WON! I'M THE FAVORITE STAFF MEMBER!
Crowd (Muttering amongst self): It must be rigged. Recount time!
Adder's brother: Haha, Adder will win Florida!
Adder: Shhh.
Crowd: Park! Park! Park! Park! Park!
Adder: Andontoournextawardfavoriteforumer!
Crowd: Yay!
Adder: Apparently we like people who we see very little of, two of our rather inactive scenario designers are our favorite people! Lets give a big round of applause to Derfer Cadarn, aka Kor and Gordon Farrell!
*Crowd cheers*
Adder: Kor, Gordon, could you please come up and receive your awards?
*Silence*
Adder: Kor, Gordon?
Adder (Whispering to AzN): Can they not hear me now?
AzN: Oh, they can hear you fine...
Adder: Ahh...well...Talon, since you know Kor quite well and aren't popular enough to win your own award feel free to take Kor's and give it to him. As for Gordon...who still visits EEH?
*jimbo6james raises his hand*
Adder: Uh... Von Manstein! You'll do.
Von Manstein: What's Gordon Farrell?
Adder: Look for a blue color.
Von Manstein: Ah, yes of course, blue.
Adder: Moving on then...Most helpful forumer, hmm, where'd I put the envelope?
_oOxXxOo_: Here it is, Adder.
Adder: Ah, thank you _oOxXxOo_. *Opens envelope* And the winner is _oOxXxOo_! Congratulations!
*Applause**_oOxXxOo_ leaves stage to flagrant hero-worship along the lines of "_oOxXxOo_, help me please!"*
Adder: Who smarterer than me? It seems iNtRePiD and Gordon Farrell, the only two nominees for being smart are the only two winners for being smart.
*iNtRePiD walks up to the stage and says intelligent things*
Crowd: Yay!
Adder: Hey, uh, Von, bring this award to Gordon two while you're at it. You know, the blue guy.
Von Manstein: Yes, blue. It is like green, only more purple.
Adder: We all know that my signature is the best here. Of course nobody wants to say they like it for fear of getting banned (Even though I can't ban). Anyway it seems you all voted for Mechstra.
*Mechstra walks up to the stage and proudly shows off his signature*
*Crowd goggles*
*AzN pushes Mechstra off the stage*
Adder: And now for our final award, nicest forumer. The winner is Hank!
*Hank walks up to the stage saying hi to everyone*
*Crowd applauds*
Park: Adder, hurry!
Adder: Well that's it. Adios.
AzN: English is the official language of our forums because it is the common language between our moderators and users. Because we can not moderate conversations in a foreign language, you may not hold a conversation in the forums in language other than English.
Adder: Uh, bye then!
Crowd: BYE!
Adder: I can't hear you!
*AzN shakes head*
Adder: Oh...yeah...
jimbo6james: I hereby declare Bar Number 8 OPEN!
Adder: Run for your lives!


Favorite EH Staff Member:
Adder: 7
Park: 3
AzN: 1

Favorite EH Forumer:
Field Marshal BM: 0
Von Manstein: 1
chonaman: 2
Confused Soldier: 2
nav_2004: 0
Gordon Farrell: 4
Derfel Cadarn: 4

Funniest EH Forumer:
nav_2004: 3
Confused Soldier: 3
_oOxXxOo_: 3
its_me: 2
YaRite: 1

Most Helpful EH Forumer:
_oOxXxOo_: 8
iNtRePiD: 2
Mechstra: 1
Talon Karrde: 1
LiGhT_Darkness: 0

Most Intelligent Forumer:
iNtRePiD: 6
Gordon Farrell: 6

Nicest Forumer:
Hank: 6
Mechstra: 3
Gordon Farrell: 2
its_me: 1
Big Ulrich: 0
Solo Fighter: 0

Best Signature:
Mechstra: 7
Talon Karrde: 3
Field Marshal BM: 2


Adder |
"I would like to wonder if Adder always acts like a stuck up asshole?" - Coldviper

[This message has been edited by Adder (edited 07-14-2004 @ 06:51 PM).]

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posted 07-14-04 05:02 PM EDT (US)     1 / 35  
yay
*stea--err, takes kor's award*

Bah.

[This message has been edited by Talon Karrde (edited 07-14-2004 @ 05:02 PM).]

posted 07-14-04 05:04 PM EDT (US)     2 / 35  
*shows willing*

Well done to all other winners!

*flaunts signature*

posted 07-14-04 05:26 PM EDT (US)     3 / 35  

Quote:

Adder: Ahh...well...Talon, since you know Kor quite well and aren't popular enough to win your own award feel free to take Kor's and give it to him. As for Gordon...who still visits EEH?
*jimbo6james raises his hand*
Adder: Uh... Von Manstein! You'll do.

I've got a big regardation of disrespect in my hands.

Quote:

jimbo6james: I hereby declare Bar Number 8 OPEN!
Adder: Run for your lives!

Ditto. only bigger. It isnt a bloody thread by the way, it's a website, in fact Bar number X is nearly done. But, i'm not needed here, no-one answers my thread questions, no-one offers anything, no-one voted me in the er... voting er... githouse, but im sorry, but i'm going to leave you all in the nursery for a while.

[This message has been edited by jimbo6james (edited 07-14-2004 @ 05:27 PM).]

posted 07-14-04 05:36 PM EDT (US)     4 / 35  
Those were boths parts that Mechstra added, I thought they were a funny in light of your past actions. I'm sorry if they hurt your feelings, it was all in good fun though.

Adder |
"I would like to wonder if Adder always acts like a stuck up asshole?" - Coldviper

[This message has been edited by Adder (edited 07-14-2004 @ 05:38 PM).]

posted 07-14-04 05:39 PM EDT (US)     5 / 35  
Jimbo, as Adder says, it's all in good fun - I didn't escape a gentle ribbing myself.
posted 07-14-04 05:44 PM EDT (US)     6 / 35  
Yes, especially, In one part I was forced to say to mechstra ''sod off, and die''
posted 07-14-04 05:45 PM EDT (US)     7 / 35  
I can live with that. Maybe later, though.
posted 07-14-04 05:47 PM EDT (US)     8 / 35  
As i said, I'm leaving the nursery for a while, maybe the entire of August, but so-on, kids.

btw. those were the only parts he put in? mentioning only me? god, I'm outta here

[This message has been edited by jimbo6james (edited 07-14-2004 @ 05:49 PM).]

posted 07-14-04 05:50 PM EDT (US)     9 / 35  
No, I added other parts too. I'm not singling you out in any way.
posted 07-14-04 05:51 PM EDT (US)     10 / 35  
Jimbo, it was all in good fun.

Adder |
"I would like to wonder if Adder always acts like a stuck up asshole?" - Coldviper
posted 07-14-04 06:42 PM EDT (US)     11 / 35  
Congratulations on this prestigious award to all winners. Although, I must say a recount would show that I got 2 votes as Favorite Forummer; one was misspelled though, so I guess it didn't count!

Chronaman=Chonaman

Cheers, the virtual Champagne is on me!

Too bad the game is dead, the forum was decent. In fact, the forum was probably better than the game

posted 07-14-04 06:46 PM EDT (US)     12 / 35  
ROFL, that was hilarious!
You should have said on one of them...

Dude, say it, don't spray it.


I think I wet myself...
posted 07-14-04 06:50 PM EDT (US)     13 / 35  
Oh, sorry chonaman. I guess I missed it.

Thanks Confused.


Adder |
"I would like to wonder if Adder always acts like a stuck up asshole?" - Coldviper

[This message has been edited by Adder (edited 07-14-2004 @ 06:50 PM).]

posted 07-15-04 01:50 AM EDT (US)     14 / 35  
Who needs awards when you can make a story.
Nicely written story, I think it was worth more than the actual nominations and voting

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posted 07-15-04 07:34 AM EDT (US)     15 / 35  
Golly gee that was fun! *being nice*
posted 07-15-04 09:03 AM EDT (US)     16 / 35  
Alright, i have a big complaint.....sombody nominated me for funniest forumer here.........

Quote:

Funniest EH Forumer: Yarite, Field Marshall BM

but YOU dident put me in the list!! whats up with that?? (oh and to all those expecting my vote sry nobody got it cause i was gone for 4 days just when the whole thing happend . Sorry guys)

.::|Empires|::.
.::| The Battle for Berlin|4.6|Trench Warfare|4.4|::.

"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve."-Admiral Yamamoto, Commander of the Japanese Fleet attacking Pearl Harbor.

[This message has been edited by Field Marshal BM (edited 07-15-2004 @ 09:05 AM).]

posted 07-15-04 10:55 AM EDT (US)     17 / 35  

Quote:

Who needs awards when you can make a story.
Nicely written story, I think it was worth more than the actual nominations and voting

Yeah, one written by me.

posted 07-15-04 11:24 AM EDT (US)     18 / 35  
Where's the food?
posted 07-15-04 11:25 AM EDT (US)     19 / 35  
I'm afraid I skipped over you by mistake
(BM). You should have reminded me at that stage. Sorry.

Adder |
"I would like to wonder if Adder always acts like a stuck up asshole?" - Coldviper

[This message has been edited by Adder (edited 07-15-2004 @ 11:25 AM).]

posted 07-15-04 11:59 AM EDT (US)     20 / 35  
I Couldent rember? I was gone when this whole thing happend

.::|Empires|::.
.::| The Battle for Berlin|4.6|Trench Warfare|4.4|::.

"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve."-Admiral Yamamoto, Commander of the Japanese Fleet attacking Pearl Harbor.
posted 07-16-04 01:59 PM EDT (US)     21 / 35  
Well, that was fun. I wonder what iNtRePiD thought of it all, seeing as he was so against it to start with?
posted 07-16-04 04:16 PM EDT (US)     22 / 35  
I thought it was strange that I received the nomination for most intelligent forumer even though I received less votes then other people and they were not nominated.
posted 07-17-04 08:33 AM EDT (US)     23 / 35  
I demand a recount! hahahaha

.::|Empires|::.
.::| The Battle for Berlin|4.6|Trench Warfare|4.4|::.

"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve."-Admiral Yamamoto, Commander of the Japanese Fleet attacking Pearl Harbor.
posted 07-17-04 12:16 PM EDT (US)     24 / 35  
Wow. Thanks for the award. I'm honored.
*pulls out insanely long list of people to thank*
*decides not to read it*
*sits back down*

Adder, nice job on making this a story instead of just a list.




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posted 07-17-04 02:43 PM EDT (US)     25 / 35  
Instead of: Okay. To prove he wasn't a turkey! To: To prove he wasn't a chicken!

Oh... good jobs to all the people who were nominated and voted.


I think I wet myself...
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