One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.
By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.
As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was engineered by a sinister character named Doctor Fritz Rotaretilbo. The squirrel could use infrared telescopes and cookies to create giant acorns which then were used to drop on people's houses. However, little did he know, but
Rot had eaten the acorns so
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