One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...
wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually,
"Also, I'm no clearer on what WIFOM is really, although I gather it's something to do with Thymole being gay..." -Sassenach
"I don't lie in my claims and I don't intend to." -WeeMicky
"OH MY GOD A DINOSAUR" -Peter Fallon