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Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-07-08 02:03 PM EDT (US)         

In this thread, each person says six words that continue the last six words. Eventually we'll end up with a story. And, no, it doesn't has to make sense, it just has to be intelligible

I'll start:

One day a young boy named

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Gallowglass
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posted 12-10-08 12:04 PM EDT (US)     51 / 88       

One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered.

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A Banned User
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posted 12-10-08 12:14 PM EDT (US)     52 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

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Gallowglass
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posted 12-10-08 01:21 PM EDT (US)     53 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag

Yep...I think I'll limit my next posts to three words...carry on, people

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Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-10-08 05:58 PM EDT (US)     54 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-11-08 11:45 AM EDT (US)     55 / 88       

One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by

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posted 12-11-08 01:28 PM EDT (US)     56 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr.FoO then shot

Doctor FoO
Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-11-08 01:45 PM EDT (US)     57 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr.FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses

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m0n|<3yz r 2 pwn n00b
Friend of Old
Resident Madman
posted 12-11-08 02:55 PM EDT (US)     58 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr.FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos.

Doctor FoO
Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-11-08 03:23 PM EDT (US)     59 / 88       

One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr.FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO

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(o o)
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Monkey beats bunny. Please put Monkey in your signature to prevent the rise of bunny.
m0n|<3yz r 2 pwn n00b
Friend of Old
Resident Madman
posted 12-11-08 04:05 PM EDT (US)     60 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr.FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I

Doctor FoO
Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-11-08 04:35 PM EDT (US)     61 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr.FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly

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(o o)
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Monkey beats bunny. Please put Monkey in your signature to prevent the rise of bunny.
m0n|<3yz r 2 pwn n00b
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-11-08 05:52 PM EDT (US)     62 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr.FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-12-08 10:05 AM EDT (US)     63 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr.FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed.

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Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 12-17-08 01:26 PM EDT (US)     64 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray...

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-17-08 03:41 PM EDT (US)     65 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr...

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 12-18-08 12:35 PM EDT (US)     66 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja...

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
CptIronMike
Member
posted 03-29-09 06:42 PM EDT (US)     67 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a

Production chief (and currently sole member) of Jumpdrive Studios scenario design squad. Currently not accepting applications - yet.

"Yeah, we get it, but we don't really, like, get it."
Rotaretilbo
Member
(id: Brandon Rebuga)
posted 03-29-09 08:01 PM EDT (US)     68 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was

"Also, I'm no clearer on what WIFOM is really, although I gather it's something to do with Thymole being gay..." -Sassenach
"I don't lie in my claims and I don't intend to." -WeeMicky
"OH MY GOD A DINOSAUR" -Peter Fallon
CptIronMike
Member
posted 03-29-09 08:05 PM EDT (US)     69 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was engineered by a sinister character named

Production chief (and currently sole member) of Jumpdrive Studios scenario design squad. Currently not accepting applications - yet.

"Yeah, we get it, but we don't really, like, get it."
Rotaretilbo
Member
(id: Brandon Rebuga)
posted 03-29-09 08:13 PM EDT (US)     70 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was engineered by a sinister character named Doctor Fritz Rotaretilbo. The squirrel could

"Also, I'm no clearer on what WIFOM is really, although I gather it's something to do with Thymole being gay..." -Sassenach
"I don't lie in my claims and I don't intend to." -WeeMicky
"OH MY GOD A DINOSAUR" -Peter Fallon
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 03-29-09 08:20 PM EDT (US)     71 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was engineered by a sinister character named Doctor Fritz Rotaretilbo. The squirrel could use infrared telescopes and cookies to

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap

[This message has been edited by Ashrzr (edited 03-29-2009 @ 08:22 PM).]

Azur
Devil's Advocate
(id: Azur_Fire)
posted 03-29-09 08:45 PM EDT (US)     72 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was engineered by a sinister character named Doctor Fritz Rotaretilbo. The squirrel could use infrared telescopes and cookies to create giant acorns which then were
B Sull
Member
(id: Briguy54321)
posted 03-29-09 09:53 PM EDT (US)     73 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was engineered by a sinister character named Doctor Fritz Rotaretilbo. The squirrel could use infrared telescopes and cookies to create giant acorns which then were used to drop on peoples houses.

I need to think of a new sig.
Azur
Devil's Advocate
(id: Azur_Fire)
posted 03-29-09 09:56 PM EDT (US)     74 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was engineered by a sinister character named Doctor Fritz Rotaretilbo. The squirrel could use infrared telescopes and cookies to create giant acorns which then were used to drop on people's houses. However, little did he know, but
BlakeII7
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posted 03-29-09 11:24 PM EDT (US)     75 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left. Then Gallowglass came in and cheered. Everyone ignored him. Later that day...he hijacked this thread and lit the fiery cross at Dun Beag while Arvy was dead and gone.

As if by DUST, Arvy revived. Dr. FoO then shot Gallowglass's hordes of albino, axe-wielding gallowglasses and burned Banned's fake blackmail photos. Gallowglass swung his sword into FoO quickly discovering Dr. FoO's hologramatic status. "I will be back," cried Gallowglass triumphantly, but then Arvy killed him mercilessly. Gallowglass returned - Arvy was already killed. Catabre decided to join the fray but the ellipses killed Gallowglass. Kyr decided to go all crazy ninja and attack North Korea with a giant biochemical squirrel robot that was engineered by a sinister character named Doctor Fritz Rotaretilbo. The squirrel could use infrared telescopes and cookies to create giant acorns which then were used to drop on people's houses. However, little did he know, but Rot had eaten the acorns so

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