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Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-07-08 02:03 PM EDT (US)         

In this thread, each person says six words that continue the last six words. Eventually we'll end up with a story. And, no, it doesn't has to make sense, it just has to be intelligible

I'll start:

One day a young boy named

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Gallowglass
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posted 12-08-08 04:45 PM EDT (US)     26 / 88       
driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge

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(o o)
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Monkey beats bunny. Please put Monkey in your signature to prevent the rise of bunny.
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Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-08-08 05:07 PM EDT (US)     27 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
A Banned User
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posted 12-08-08 05:20 PM EDT (US)     28 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he...

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
The Brit
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posted 12-08-08 05:29 PM EDT (US)     29 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST.

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posted 12-08-08 05:54 PM EDT (US)     30 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality

Doctor FoO
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posted 12-08-08 06:01 PM EDT (US)     31 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding.

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-09-08 01:34 AM EDT (US)     32 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him.


Lol at Banned's post.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Gallowglass
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posted 12-09-08 12:26 PM EDT (US)     33 / 88       
Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech

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(o o)
(~)

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posted 12-09-08 12:42 PM EDT (US)     34 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong.

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-09-08 12:59 PM EDT (US)     35 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now.

------m------m------
(o o)
(~)

Monkey beats bunny. Please put Monkey in your signature to prevent the rise of bunny.
m0n|<3yz r 2 pwn n00b
Friend of Old
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posted 12-09-08 01:04 PM EDT (US)     36 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down.

Doctor FoO
Gallowglass
Member
posted 12-09-08 01:10 PM EDT (US)     37 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then!

------m------m------
(o o)
(~)

Monkey beats bunny. Please put Monkey in your signature to prevent the rise of bunny.
m0n|<3yz r 2 pwn n00b
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-09-08 05:34 PM EDT (US)     38 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
A Banned User
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posted 12-09-08 05:37 PM EDT (US)     39 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly.

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-09-08 05:38 PM EDT (US)     40 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
A Banned User
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posted 12-09-08 05:39 PM EDT (US)     41 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph...

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-09-08 05:40 PM EDT (US)     42 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 12-09-08 05:43 PM EDT (US)     43 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-09-08 05:43 PM EDT (US)     44 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!

[This message has been edited by Arvedui (edited 12-09-2008 @ 05:44 PM).]

A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 12-09-08 05:45 PM EDT (US)     45 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he...

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)

[This message has been edited by A Banned User (edited 12-09-2008 @ 05:48 PM).]

Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-09-08 05:49 PM EDT (US)     46 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 12-09-08 05:50 PM EDT (US)     47 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-09-08 05:54 PM EDT (US)     48 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 12-09-08 05:55 PM EDT (US)     49 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye!

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-09-08 05:57 PM EDT (US)     50 / 88       
One day a young boy named Lasagna died as a result of intensive exposure to readily cooked meals primarily composed of undercooked pi and rubble from the nuclear meltdown of the main DUST headquarters facility in Siberia. In other news, France has finally won a war. The new French army overcame civilian "rebels" in what will henceforth be known as the "French Civil War, Take Forty-Two". Russia decided to have sex with China, but they decided that it sucked too much to deserve blowjobs, until Latvia got drunk and accidentally farted on Poland's mum and wife. It sure was one great orgy party like it was 1999. The hangovers made Russia forget about NATO diplomacy, leaving DUST dimploacy instead. This involved...wait...DUST has diplomatic policies? Actually, it does. KILL EVERYBODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO! Thus we resisted the Russian porn scourge killing a boy named Bob McBob! The almight Clan Campbell, despotic millionaires, all died. Meanwhile when a bus driven by Gallowglass claimed his revenge, Arvy got behind Banned and threatened to massage his buttox if he breathed. Meanwhile Gallowglass and Gosailing destroyed DUST. That film was awesome. In reality FoO licks small children for funding. Banned breathed and Arvy penetrated him. Gallowglass gave his clansmen a speech. Gallowglass is playing the game wrong. No, wait, he's got it now. FoO then put his foot down. So bang goes the casserole, then! Arvy died a miserable death as he realized he could not fly. He had committed suicide, final end.

By end we mean new paragraph and by new we mean done. Done referring to the Egyptian god known for killing A Banned User except he didn't. Infact instead he said that "infact" is two words and that Arvedui has eleven nipples and Banned is an evil bastard. Banned goes bed now. Bye bye! "Curses!" cried Arvy as Banned left.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
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